Dec 23, 2009

Sage's Super Sultry Sexilicious Girls!! Questions

Well last week I did a question post and was going to answer em this week but I just didn't have time! Sooooooooooooooooo like the stores do I'm going to extend this offer!!! LOL ask whatever you wanna and I'll answer it along those I got last week. In the comments or to my mail and I'll answer em.

For a couple of months I have had 2 count em 2 SSSSG pics and I haven't posted em! WTF? Well here is the first one I got.......... ain't she just delightful? I also have one of Santa's Elfettes to guest tomorrow, she ain't at the North Pole but she was in a blizzard! Global Warming is a bitch.





Ok, I have finally gotten my sh*t together and made my very own Sage Girl pic.

That is right - just for you dear.

Now, I guess I can join the ranks of such loveliness. I will just scoot my way inbetween all the other naked women...



Boooo Yoowwww.......You can find here HERE if you don't know who hat is. Ain't she sexy?? Woot woot, thats damn good action right there I don't care who you are.

Other SSSG's HERE.

Well there ya go! Whatcha think about that hotness?

Thanks to everyone who went to see Sandi, if you didn't the link is in the post below.

If you have questions from the silly to the serious ask em, it'll give me something other than the idiocy of our government, to post about but of course I will take questions on or about them too.

So ask em.

Dec 22, 2009

A Must Read for everyone.

Hey y'all I posted this must read post a couple of weeks ago when I got it in email, well there is another must read post and it is also a must comment on post, y'all hit up Sandi and give a lil love, she/they could use it.

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.



The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.



The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear..
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.



Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.



"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..



To the window that danced with a warm fire's light
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.



No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at ' Pearl on a day in December,"
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ' Nam ',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.



I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue... an American flag.
I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.



I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.."



" So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."



Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."

LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN
30th Naval Construction Regiment
OIC, Logistics Cell One
Al Taqqadum, Iraq


Nuff Said.

If yo didn't hit the link at the top you suck as a human being.

Dec 21, 2009

2 funnies and some stats

THE VALUE OF A CATHOLIC EDUCATION & A NO. 2 PENCIL

Little Susie was not the best student in the Catholic School-she usually slept thru class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir, Johnny took his pencil & jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Susie.

"Very good!" replied the nun as she went on teaching. Later she asked Susie, "who is our Lord & Savior?" Once again, she was sleeping so Johnny stabbed her rear. "Jesus Christ!" She shouted.

"Very Good," the nun replied. Susie soon fell back asleep. The nun asked a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?" Again, Johnny to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, " If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, i'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted.

heheeh thats silly huh?

Another one!

The Theory Intelligence

I've never heard the concept explained any better than this.......

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells..

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers

Well there ya go!!!

Where the freaks clicked!

10 lustpuddle.blogspot.com/
9 american-honey.blogspot.com/
8 sympathyforthedevilrevisited.blogspot.com/
7 hotdads.blogspot.com/
7 blue-eyedvixen.com/
5 wheredoyouwanttoputthat.blogspot.com/


Where the freaks live!

24 Maryland United States
15 Minnesota United States
13 Ohio United States
13 Virginia United States
13 Missouri United States
12 New Hampshire United States
12 Ontario Canada
11 Queensland Australia
10 Colorado United States
9 Texas United States
8 California United States
7 Massachusetts United States
7 New York United States
6 New Brunswick Canada
5 Utah United States
5 Georgia United States
5 Singapore Singapore

Well I hope y'all are off fro work and being lazy and I hope everyone has a big ole groovy week!

Go see what the Real World and Hotdads has going on!


Southern Sage

Dec 20, 2009

Sunday Slides, Funnies

First go give a lil love to my girl HERE. Some of you went yesterday, thanks if you did, if not hit that.

Funny for you.

Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.


Jose bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day, he drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"


Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!"

Carlo's says, "All right, what does your sign say?"

It reads, "I only need another ten dollars to get back
to Mexico."

bwhahahahahahahahaha

1. When I played it was never this good!


2. Stop wondering why I hunt!



3. Some cartoon lovin


4. This pic just frickin rocks I think.



5. hehehehe



6. have I told y'all how hot mouths are lately?



7. Haaaaaaaaaaaa


8. I always root for the fat guys!

9. I can do that!


10. Squint and you can see it better.


11. Anyone want some Rattle snake for supper (tastes like chicken!!!)


12. Is this a stunt?

13. Hot chick.


14. A must have shirt for all Americans!


15. That Jack is a lucky lucky fellow.


You know what to do. Pick some faves, steal whatcha wanna!

Go see what the Real World and Hotdads has going on! I posted on Hotdads today and the current post on Real World is mine too!!!!

Y'all have a big ole weekend!!
Southern Sage

Dec 19, 2009

Rambling about stuff I don't understand.

First go give a lil love to my girl HERE.

Well I guess my president is going to be a far worse version of the same ole same. He said they wouldn't pass anything until it had been on the internet. He said no earmarks. He said everything would be on c-span. He said he would do what the people wanted. He said no special interests, he said no lobbyist.

Damn. I mean any fair minded person knew it was all lies when he said them but it seems some were fooled all the same. Some went in and pulled the lever for the least experienced, most divisive, most liberal, most entangled with special interest president in the modern era. On purpose some of you did that.

Its not all him. He is just the head of a very very deadly snake. He actually looks so overwhelmed every time I see him I have to wonder if he has an original thought. He seems a puppet, far more than Bush or Clinton. Every politician has those they side with. With Clinton it was ONLY the abortion lobby. With Bush it was with the business owners, the employers and the workers. I hope you Obama supporters are seeing that he is siding with every special interest group that works to the detriment of the country. Every single one.

I wonder where the all the protesters are? Where are the idiots that protested against Bush when he won the war in Iraq? Where are you? Where are the people who said that Bush was in the pocket of big business? Where are the people who bitched because Bush was in the bag for the bankers? I never understood why these folks were so simple minded. They have zero intellectual integrity. This administration has doubled down on all of that. No protests by these same folks. Some people won't take a stand, won't have and hold a position.

I can say that the Republicans are all over the place scolding those among them that take these damnable earmarks. Calling them out. Thats the way it should be. They should have a word limit on every new bill. They should list every single earmark on the internet, what its for, how much and what elected idiot is getting it. Then all of those that have even a hint of common sense should vote these ass hats the hell out of office. I HOPE my elected officials don't take a dime of that money. I will vote against them if they do. I don't want them to build a new library I can't afford. I don't want a new bridge on Chinese credit.

How can you Democrats abide this? How can you not call your elected people? How can you be so damn stupid? Do you not see that these people are breaking us at the fastest pace EVER? They are borrowing at a pace that is unsustainable? The debt is out of control! Where is Newt when we need him? He bailed out Clinton maybe someone will bail out this dullard some of you voted for out.

I really can't understand how any American that voted for him can keep from committing suicide. I hope you all don't. There is no way those of us that are left would be able to pay off this debt without the 5% of Obama supporters that had jobs when they voted and the 2% that were actually net gain voters.

Hell this idiot is so shitty even Howard Dean and the unions are saying he has lost it. Even the idiot liberals are saying this healthcare thing is idiotic. They are right, as was I when I told you 2 years ago to be careful how you vote because if you aren't we might end up with Democrats in office. The worst among us, the bottom of the barrel, the simplest minded, and the weakest. Be careful how you vote, be careful how you live your life. If you aren't people might think you are a Democrat, what could possibly be worse than that? Aids? I don't know, itsa toss up.

I don't know what Change you were looking for but you got higher taxes, less choice, less jobs, and less hope. Read the polls. No president ever has had this big a drop in job effectiveness this early into his term. Ever. Not even Carter. LOL you gotta really be a full fledged idiotic moron and even then really have to hurry to be shittier than Carter.

Thought of the day:




Once we had Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Now we have Obama, no Cash and no Hope...

Hit the link at the top. Give a hug, it won't hurtcha.

Have a big ole weekend.